What I have learned from the airlines is that I am a second
class citizen and second class citizens are treated differently that first
class citizens. But thanks to an error by Delta Airlines I, not anyone that I
was traveling with (which I thought was pretty funny),was allowed to move up to
first class. It was awesome.
First of all the people are better. They are mostly from
higher in society then everyone else in the plane and they have the sense not
to bring their screaming child, or at least not bring them up to the first
class section. Another great thing is that, unlike those animals in second
class, we are in the front of the plane. This makes for a very quite and
relaxing flight. Another thing that adds to the comfort is the larger seats and
the complimentary blankets.
Now to the part that this blog is actually about, the food.
I will admit that it was a relatively short flight that I was upgraded on, Atlanta to O’Hare, so we
were not served real meals, just fantastically free snacks and beverages. While
the swine were starving in the back of the plane during our wait on the run, we
upper class citizens were served. Keep in mind that all of the following food
was completely free. The stewardesses came around with a basket containing,
what was advertised as “fresh”, fruit. I enjoyed several apples and bananas.
Next she came around with a basket full of fun sized candy bars, but since we
could have as many as we wanted it didn’t matter that they were only fun sized.
Another option that we had was the option of the free graham Cracker type
things that are handed out to the savages in second class, which I admit, even
with my sophisticated first class taste buds, I still very much enjoy. The next
thing that was provided to use was beverages. The Neanderthals in the back of
the plane get water and small sums of pop poured into plastic cups. However we
received pop in the can, it was even opened right in front of us. I am not sure
why, but I think the fact that they opened it right in front of us made it seem
fancier. The also served the older members of first class Champaign . When I asked I was unable to
provide sufficient identification.
In conclusion second class sucks. First class is where its
at, you get all of the best things along with all of the best serves and all of
the best sitting conditions. Fly first class, you don’t know what you are
missing. (449 words)
Free SNAKES!!! That's scary, I hope you didn't eat them. Just kidding, I'm pretty sure you meant snacks, and yes what you say here is very true. I had a similar experience. First class is overall treated better and served better quality foods and drinks. The time I went first class, I got brownies, and I love brownies. I was happy. I feel really bad for second class people, and they should be treated to better options rather than starving.
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